Monday, March 19, 2018

Sleeping Naked with My Grandmother

So my mom emails me and asks me which of her possessions I do want. I remind her that I don’t want any stuff; I want her to tell me about the death of my grandmother. It’s never the right moment. So it’s this great big mystery, what my maternal Grandma Mary was even like.

My mother finds any desire for more information about my childhood threatening.  (Because what if I tell everyone what a bad mom she was?) All the best moms I know think they’re bad moms, so it’s actually a normal fear--especially among good moms--but my mom has turned it into her Big Fear, instead of using her feeling of fear as a mere sign that she had a fear that needs to be released. 

That’s really all a fear is about. It's just a sense. You don’t really need to fear the actual thing. You can just use the feeling of fear, the sense of fear, as a red flag that something needs to be addressed. Ironically, her fear that I’ll find fault in her converges with my having written a book about mothers and daughters. Wouldn’t ya know it? My dream project, my life’s work, goes head to head against my mom’s biggest fear.

Meanwhile, the process of my writing of the mother-daughter book had always had a twinge of dread attached. Until last week. Because a phase has completed itself, at least among energetic pioneers—people who cannot keep themselves away from the self-examined life and self-correcting their course, i.e., me and my friends: apparently we are moving on into a new frontier. A fearless frontier. A frontier of truly knowing we create our own reality and that the outcome is inevitably good. A New Earth. According to, you know, astrologers, and Eckhart Tolle. So I'm told.

MY GRANDMA'S FUNERAL

My grandma’s funeral—that of my dad’s mom, Aurelia, who died a few months ago--was not a tearful event. In fact I didn’t actually even see anyone cry. Her two daughters weren’t that crazy about her. My dad later remarked that he hadn’t cried because she’d lived a long, fulfilling life. And my grandma’s other son Virgil didn’t cry because…he no-showed. 

Ninety-nine! Who could cry about that? I had been waiting for my grandma Aurelia to die for at least 20 years—wait, no, that came out wrong. Not waiting, but…keeping an appropriate outfit handy. I had donated the most recent appropriate funeral attire when she was 97. But she…she had been waiting to die for…25 or 30 years. My mom, ever critical of my dad’s side of the family, used to say, “She just loooves reading the obituaries. She’s jealous every time one of her friends dies.” 

My mom could be subtly brutal. 

Grandma Aurelia, aka Buna, really did love going to the cemetery. She dutifully lived her life, but I rarely saw a moment of joy, or even…deep satisfaction. Her kids weren’t crazy about her, her husband was dead, her voice lacked tone—for as long as I could remember. By today’s standards she would qualify as “depressed,” and her childhood was a childhood of adoption and abuse, of marrying a man 14 years older so she could escape the adoptive family--and statistically it’s likely the adoptive dad had sexually abused her because...of course he would have. Statistically. 

The details are sketchy and ultimately don’t matter. I’m surmising. She had the kind of life that people these days go to therapy over. But anyway: in no way was her death a tragedy. (Did I mention she was 99?) Yet at the same time, neither would her survivors be calling her funeral a “celebration of life.” 

Fortunately, with each generation, humans get a little more self-aware, and a little more aware of honoring their children--so I’m lucky. And my daughter is even luckier than I, and happier.

MY GRANDFATHER'S FUNERAL

When I was a freshman in college, I wrote an essay about the funeral of Aurelia’s husband. I was incensed by the sheer hypocrisy of a funeral—how suddenly, overnight, we can say only positive things about the deceased. I no longer take umbrage at the hypocritical way people conduct themselves, like I did when I was 19. I’m used to it now. Everyone’s out of integrity sometimes; everyone limits their behavior to what’s socially acceptable. Don’t we?

Anyway. I should add that I long felt a sense of dread about writing--and about life in general. Thanks, Grandma. I’ve learned to live with it and remind myself that there is actually nothing to dread, but sometimes I wake up in the morning, in it. Or when I have a lot of ideas, and write them all down, and then look at them, I dread all the work I just created for myself, due to those brilliant ideas. Rather than celebrating them, I procrastinate them.

Due to dread.

I have wished I could trace it back and eradicate it. It’s neither life enhancing nor realistic. While it reminds me of how I imagine Grandma Aurelia probably felt, there’s also the other side of my family. 

MY FAVORITE GRANDMOTHER

I watched my mom’s mom, Grandma Mary, die when I was 5 or 6. I don’t remember much about her. I don’t even remember her death. I only remember that I loved her so much that I felt she was a part of me.

Grandma Mary was just as passionate about me as I was about her, I am told. Once, well into my adulthood, my mother mentioned, “You are so much like my mother.” She didn’t sound joyful when she said it.

“In what way?” I asked, incredulous. It had never occurred to me that this could be so. I imagined her as bigoted, due to the description on a 1965 post card in which she called Palm Springs a “ritzy Jew town.” Also, she was a tiny fat old ethnic lady, whereas I’m a tiny skinny neo-Hindu yoga chick.

“Because she was such a women’s libber,” replied my mom. (A women’s libber, young people, is a women’s rights activist.) 

Well, that was food for thought. I guess my mom’s version of rebellion against her mother was to be staunchly opposed to women’s rights, which she is.

“What kind of woman could be opposed to women’s rights?” friends ask me. The kind of woman who would insist on male gynecologists because “What kind of woman would want to look at other women’s vaginas?” 

Ok, that’s not exactly what she said. She had actually said, “What kind of woman would want to do that for a living?” Steeped in this opposition to women’s rights and deep identification with the patriarchy, my mother named me after herself because, and I quote, “Barbara was the most beautiful name I could think of.”

Having never liked Barbara as a name for myself, and not being crazy about being named after my mom, I changed it right after I got married, since I was changing my last name anyway--I'm efficient like that. (I should add that, on my dad’s side of the family, Aurelia had named her first daughter after herself too, and our next door neighbor named her second daughter after herself, so apparently that was a thing—at least in the Calumet Region.)

Standing by when I was five watching Grandma Mary have a stroke caused me to grow up unconsciously feeling guilty that I had killed her, and in reality, I actually did almost kill my other grandma, Aurelia, 50 years later, though my intention had been only to take care of her.

HOMICIDE AT THE NURSING HOME

After living for a year with my dead ex-husband whom I also took responsibilityfor killing, I had become more comfortable with death than ever. And after three years of having visited my yoga client’s sister in a nursing home as a paid professional, I was more comfortable in nursing homes than ever. I learned to block out the urine smell and the random crying out of deceased wives’ names and 1969 Cubs scores. I could recognize the beauty of late-life unintentional slumber. In groups. In wheelchairs. In front of the tv.

One spring morning I woke up and knew I needed to go visit my 97-year-old Grandma Aurelia in the nursing home that minute. It was this kind of feeling: now or never. I knew I’d feel bad if she died and I had never visited her in the nursing home. So I called my dad and asked where his mom even was.

The nursing home turned out to be in a cornfield in northwest Indiana. She had been there for at least a couple years without a visit from me—if I say five, I will come off as a downright callous granddaughter but two seems…not so egregious…so, two it is.

But it was probably closer to five.

Security was nonexistent. Without signing in, I found her myself, in her room, dozing in front of the tv, wearing grey sweats. Her hair was oddly long—right--of course--why cut her hair? She was oblivious to me so I perused her side of the room, and then her roommate’s side, and then brought a chair and placed it in front of her and sat there and…woke her up. In our eye contact, I felt like she recognized me as family. I started by chatting about my cousins, but I found it impossible conduct a superficial conversation, even though it was the only kind I could remember ever having had with her. 

I had to get real.

“Grandma,” I said. “My cousins said to tell you they love you. They love you a lot.” 

That was a lie. But it could conceivably be true. If we were some other family. 

Regardless, I felt guided to say it, so it was absolutely the right thing to say; and I felt her soften, deep within. And I realized: I wasn’t there as a granddaughter, in the role I’d embodied for my entire life. I was with her as the healer, the yoga teacher, the pioneer of new energetic territory. As I met her gaze, I saw her as consciousness, rather than as a personality, or my 97-year-old paternal grandmother. We had no history, in that moment of connection.

“Can I hold your hand?” She couldn’t talk, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t say yes—I felt a yes. Reiki energy comes through my hands (“Even when I’m playing tennis, will it go into the grip?” I asked dubiously at the Reiki training 27 years ago, the response to which was a confident, “Yes.”)

I held Buna’s hands, I Reiki’ed her knees, I stood behind her and did Reiki on her head and neck and heart. “Everybody loves you so much,” I told her so many times, “I really love you a lot. So many people love you,” because this message was what her very being had craved all her life. I could feel it. I brought each family picture over to her and let her gaze. I brought over her wedding picture. I told her how beautiful she looked in it. 

Then she slept again. 

Words cannot express how weird it was to even mention the word ‘love’ to my grandma. It was not a thing we ever said to each other. 

“Want some water, Grandma?” I asked when she woke up again, holding for her a styrofoam cup with a lid and a straw—which made sense, to keep old people from spilling. “Don’t they ever give you any water here?” I joked, marveling at how thirsty she was, thrilled at my own resourcefulness. She sure was sucking it down!

We went back to tv-watching, though I was secretly on my computer, knowing there was no way my grandma knew what the device on my lap was. I had committed to myself that I’d stay at least an hour, and I was well into my second, feeling like an A+ granddaughter, while also getting some computer-y stuff done.

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

The attendant who came in to check on us spoke to me: “Does she know who you are?” –implying that it mattered to me, which it kind of didn’t. “Mama, Mama,” said the attendant, tapping my grandma’s arm. “Do you know who this is?” She tapped my chest.

“T-t-t-ted,” my grandma responded, her breath barely strong enough to provide a voice.

“Ted’s my dad," I told her. "She’s saying I’m Ted’s daughter.”

The attendant was satisfied that my grandma knew me, and I mentioned to her how nice it would be if someone would put a pillow on my grandma’s shoulder from now on, so when she randomly fell asleep, her head would have somewhere to rest rather than hanging to one side like a chiropractor’s nightmare. I then mentioned that cleaning her glasses might help her see the t.v. better. 

I was so full of helpful hints that I feared the attendant would feel compelled to ask me when I last visited my grandma, or worked in a nursing home. She was going to tell all the other attendants on her coffee break about the bossy absentee granddaughter. Seeking to redeem myself, I casually mentioned that I’d cleaned her glasses earlier. Maybe these people would be inspired to do that on occasion.

“Oh! And I gave her some water!” I announced. “She was really, really thirsty!”

The attendant turned to me in horror. “You gave her WHAT?”

“Water?” I asked.

“No! It could have been…the END! The END! She could have aspirated it! It would have been…the END!” 

This lady was really getting worked up.

My grandma had been so damn thirsty. She was thrilled to be drinking water. And had she actually died in that moment, at 97, sucking down the water, she’d have died elated. Sated. Hydrated. Tell me how that’s bad!

“There was a cup sitting next to her. How could I have known that she’s not allowed to have water?” My voice was rising. (“It was almost the END!” Seinfeld episodes are made of this.)

The attendant urgently requested that I empty said water cup immediately to prevent future potential accidental deaths, while she checked my grandma’s vital signs by looking at her quizzically.

“I don’t know who left that cup there,” she pondered. Heads will roll.

“So…how should a person know not to give my grandma water?” I asked again.

“Because it says so right outside the door,” she answered, as if it was obvious, gesturing toward the door and then standing in front of…what was certainly not a sign saying “no water.” It was an applique of a generic flower, like something one might put in one’s bathtub as an anti-slip pad. If it were the '70s. That was the no-water warning? Was that the universal sign for Do Not Hydrate? Does everybody know that but me?

“Just out of curiosity,” I asked (and I must add that even though she clearly thought it was my fault that I almost killed my grandma, she was nevertheless very nice to both of us and happy to entertain all my questions, a true care-giver), “if some people can’t drink water, how do you hydrate them?”

“They drink these,” she replied, showing me a carton, like yogurt might come in, and opening it to reveal a very red gelatin substance. “Give her one,” she said casually, as she left, relieved that no one had died on her shift.

“Grandma, do you want this?” A firm, silent no. Of course not. Why would she? First of all, she was well hydrated, thanks to my ignorance. Second of all, it was red Jello.

I said goodbye, knowing that the likelihood was high that it was a forever-goodbye, which it indeed turned out to be.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT

Some months later, I woke up in the middle of the night so lonely, as if I had no one. It was, fortunately, more of a dreamlike wave that washed over me and thankfully didn’t insinuate itself into my very cells. Fleeting. I woke up the next morning to a voicemail from my dad, and knew immediately it had been her during the night, Grandma Aurelia, giving me a glimpse of what she was made of: an orphan. Unloved until the end. 

I now knew exactly what it felt like to be her: so lonely, as if she had no one. I’d felt it.

THE JUNGIAN PERSPECTIVE

My hilarious story of how I almost killed my grandma is always well received. But the day I was telling it to a Jungian analyst who also knew the story of my Grandma Mary, she wasn't the least bit amused.

“Do you sense a theme here?” she said, and in that moment, my epiphany: I had killed my Grandma Mary! I had killed my dead ex-husband! And now, this hilarious tale about how I almost killed Grandma Aurelia was so delightful to me because it accessed the truth of my inherent sense of guilt (that narcissistic, infantile tale within), in which other people’s lives and deaths revolve around my actions!

Of course, everyone dies at the time that’s right for them. It's possible for me to know that in my mind, but still feel responsible in my psyche. Because Death-Responsibility had lodged itself into my cells, during my early perceptions of the world, when I was 5, in Grandma Mary’s back yard, and it has shaded my perception of the world with a tinge of dread.

I almost think…though to actually think this almost feels accusatory…but I almost think that no one even asked me to talk about it—after I watched my favorite grandma, my feminist grandma, Grandma Mary, die. Because she was the one I had told everything to, she was the one who would have asked me about the death, and loved me through it—but she was dead. And I was five. My mother says my grandma “spoiled” me, which I realized, as an adult, meant: she loved me unconditionally. 

At least someone did.

SLEEPING NAKED WITH MY GRANDMOTHER

My first spiritual counselor, a church minister clearly not trained as an actual counselor, decided that Grandma Mary had sexually abused me. I had told him about taking baths with her, and sleeping with her.   

“I remember, when she took her nightgown off, there were sparks in the dark,” I had said, and he said he’d never heard of anyone sleeping with their naked grandmother. In truth—maybe she’d been putting her nightgown ON. I don’t even know. I never thought about it. I just remember the sparks; and if she actually did “spoil” me, she might have done the sparks thing just for fun, so I could have my own little Fourth of July on hot summer nights.

It was the ‘60s. She babysat me regularly. My family lived at my grandparents’ house for six months while renovating our house, and I imagine we had to double up in the beds. Of course I'd be with the person with the unconditional love.

“Yep. I’m pretty sure she sexually abused you,” the church minister concluded, when I was about 30, based on the following evidence:  a) that he had never heard of a grandma who slept naked, and b) that I remembered the sparks that my grandmother’s nightgown created when I was a toddler.

To this day I’ve still never asked anyone if they’d ever slept with their naked grandma. I don’t even want to know. If there really was sexual abuse involved, thank god for it. If there wasn’t, thank god for it. Either way, I love my body and delight in my sexuality on every level. 

Rubbing soapy naked bodies together in the shower with my daughter was fun for both of us when she was little—chest to chest--and I’ve never asked other moms if they rubbed soapy bodies with their daughter either. Who even cares what’s normal, in this world of sexual darkness and perversity? Do I want to choose and follow sexual propriety standards that I didn’t set, that an un-evolved collective unconscious unconsciously agrees to? (God, no.)

THE NEXT GENERATION

Lily let me know when she no longer wanted to be seen naked.  Apparently this happens with most kids at around age 6—I read that in a book. She was 14.

She had turned away from me, one evening after her shower, and I remember my response: “Are you kidding me?  I’m not allowed to see you naked any more? Right when things are getting interesting?” and we both laughed. 

I asked her a follow-up question, “So...do you not want me to see your breasts because they’re so big? Or so small?”

“Both,” she said. She’s brilliant.

Breasts. To own them and laugh, with them, at the projections that have taken them from providing eternal sustenance for the masses, both literally and metaphorically, to being objects of sexual desire—though there is nothing wrong with that, if it’s in balance. But we are living in a world out of balance, sexually. My breasts, though rarely viewed as objects of sexual desire as far as I could tell, were more than adequate at providing sustenance for my robustly healthy baby. So I think they’re pretty great.

In this planet out of sexual balance, out of sexual reverence, if someone says it was wrong for my grandmother to sleep naked with me—if indeed she even was naked—well, of course I would question their judgment. The cultural underpinnings of what’s right or wrong—that which I assume created society’s current state of massive sexual unconsciousness—are not the foundation on which I base my perspectives.

Could I imagine sleeping naked with my future granddaughter?  I am not sure what's socially acceptable in my country, and why add a layer of shame onto myself if it’s taboo, but the truth is, I’ve never heard of American cross-generational nakedness. Even though it’s hard to imagine Lily pregnant, it’s somehow easy to imagine her leaving her kid with me overnight—in fact I even imagine her believing that I’m the only acceptable babysitter for her child. I also imagine that I would ask Lily for permission to be naked with her baby or child, if for some reason I wanted to be, though I don’t sleep naked. 

“What if she pees in the bed?” is how I imagine Lily responding. 

With that possibility adequately addressed, she would then say that it’s fine for me to sleep naked with her baby. Lily doesn’t have issues with naked bodies either. My mom, I’m sure, would think it was perverted. So of course my grandmother wouldn’t have asked her, in this perverse hypothetical. My mother is not a sensuous person, especially in matters of the body, and she is avidly concerned about what other people think. I imagine I would be cold and uncomfortable, sleeping naked, unless it was the heat of summer and there was no air conditioning, which could very well have been the case at my grandma’s house in East Chicago, Indiana in the 1960s.

And so it was that grandmother—whom I revered—and who may or may not have sexually abused me—who died when I was five. I was the only one there, when she had a stroke. And as I was saying, way up above, I doubt the powers that be ever asked me about my grandmother's stroke in a kind, leisurely, therapeutic way. In fact, I imagine them in my face, invading my boundaries, screaming frantically, “What happened?!”

Little me, feeling it was all my fault, because I'd been the only one there. What had happened?! All I know is, this scene—or lack thereof, because I can’t actually remember it, can’t see it at all, I can only feel it—is clearly when I was most paralyzed by fear—if I had to choose just one time in my life. Of course I’d grow up with an underlying feeling that I could have prevented her death. Of course I’d grow up with a sense of dread about the unknown. It was lodged in there at a fundamental, and appropriately narcissistic, kindergarten level.

And my mom’s worst fear is that I’ll write about her mothering, and find fault. 

I’m not trying to find fault here, just trying to re-trace my steps. But in truth I can’t fathom my daughter witnessing her grandmother’s stroke as a 5-year-old or 15-year-old or even 25-year-old and her mother being too busy or too caught up in my own emotions that I wouldn’t notice she needed…something. 

Whatever that something was that I didn’t receive, I suspect the lack thereof has at times kept me from fully trusting love, trusting my voice, trusting an unguarded moment, trusting nothing dread-full is going to happen.

Of course that death-guilt also bled into and colored the death of my daughter’s dad. I moved to New Mexico and took his child along. He died unexpectedly nine months later. Clearly it was my fault. 

I was a person who was responsible for people's deaths. It was in my cells, from a young age.

But this false responsibility for other people’s deaths was becoming obsolete. Having had the Jung-induced epiphany about being “responsible” for other people’s deaths a few months earlier, I decided it was time to go see an energy worker or two. I went to the more “medical” of my two practitioners first, and he prescribed an esoteric flower essence that he did not shelve. Nor did Whole Foods. It was that esoteric. He recommended I do a search.

“And read the description in the catalog,” he had said during the appointment. “To make sure this formula makes sense for you.”

To let go of the past, to let go of resentment,” it said. Indeed it made sense. And this:

Rowan flower essence helps to accept and take responsibility for behaviour and actions that have caused pain or suffering. Negative emotions that are not resolved can manifest again in other situations and relationships that have nothing to do with the original trauma. In some instances, this may mean reaching back into the past to process events, learn from the experience and make amends.

I ordered it online.

The next practitioner I saw, less traditional and more mystical, facilitated a profoundly deep appointment that took me back to the moment my Grandma Mary died in front of me when I was five. I love how, in energy work, you don’t have to verbally rehash the pain of the past. I just felt it and let go--of the guilt, the abandonment. And while I was at it, I let go of the guilt of killing my daughter’s dad, too, and the guilt about abandoning him when I left the marriage, and then again years later when I moved to New Mexico with his child. It was simply time, time for my narcissistic outlook—in which I cause deaths--to release its hold on my perceptions. 

Although the energetic network in my body had altered in response to my “responsibility” for the deaths of almost two grandmothers and an ex-husband, intellectually I could see that it was just an old tape loop that set the stage for self-blame when I was five. It was a relief to come into the blameless present. So efficient, to accomplish ten years’ therapy in one session of energy work.

That night, I dreamed I was driving. I was on the Indiana toll road, heading toward Chicago. There was a bicycle rider to my right, and I noticed she wasn’t the most stable rider. I should try to get beyond her, I thought, in the dream. But as I passed her on her left, I lost sight of her then felt her, and her entire bike, slide under my car; hoping she’d miraculously slide through to the other side (after all, it was a dream), I was mortified (no pun intended) as I waited to feel and hear the grotesque crunch of bones and bike. No way could she survive.

In the dream, I stopped my car right there on the tollway and put my face in my hands, truly in dread. 

I couldn’t bear to face what the next moment would bring: the blood and the ambulances—but mostly the guilt. And just then, in the dream, eyes tightly covered by my hands, I had an epiphany: If I truly, truly believed it, I could shift my reality. So I summoned every ounce of optimism I had, along with absolute faith in the immediate future, and the moment when I truly knew the situation would turn out fine, when I absolutely could feel “Joy awaits,” I removed my hands from my eyes.

And there I was: awake, in my bedroom.

I was not viewing the scene of an involuntary manslaughter. I had never been so happy to be awake, right Here, right Now. Relief and joy flooded me, along with awe at the power of creating my own reality. Good morning!

Later that day, I suddenly realized: that dream strip of toll road where I had likely killed that ill-equipped bike rider was in real life the exact spot where, if there’s no traffic, and if my paternal Grandma Aurelia’s house is still painted pink, you can see it from the tollway.

Thus, the dream took on another level. My visceral experience: from now on, I can create my own future without dread. A dream interpretation: my old self, my inherited human ancestry of guilt and dread, killed. In a good way. My new self: optimistically and joyfully creating my future. I could now live in a New Paradigm, in a world not created by my ancestral karma. No need to be afraid to look at what’s in store for me. The dreadful dreamworld feeling-scape that I had thought awaited me was not actually in the future. It was in the past.


I floated on elation for two days. 

And then my previously ordered bottle of flower essence, prescribed by Dr. Mossell, finally arrived. As I carried it from the mailbox to my house, I had a flash of memory. Was it actually called... But wait. I could be wrong. What was it called again? Memory can be iffy--especially mine. 

I opened the box and looked at the label. Oh my Goddess, it was indeed. The name of the flower essence that was my Rx to help me let go of guilt about killing my Grandma Mary: Rowan. Want to know the maiden name of my Grandma Mary? Rowan. Synchronicity was alive and well and revealing in real time that I was on the right page. 

The hairs on our head are not just numbered, but arranged in some of the most compellingly complex and interwoven hairstyles imaginable.

Monday, March 12, 2018

That Pesto Blog

When my mom didn’t call, or send a card, on my birthday last August (said the Leo), it was clear something was up. She had a decades-long track record of on-time birthday cards, so the next day I called to see whether her normally remarkable memory was failing her, or whether it was something I’d said…but she confessed, she just hadn’t had the energy--she didn’t want to worry me, but she was experiencing a bit of a health condition.

Every time (I realize that sounds like an exaggeration, but it’s not) my mom and I hang up the phone, from the early 80’s until practically the other day, my mom mentions food. I’d say, “I’ve got to go…” and she’d say, “I thought I’d make a lasagna, so I’m defrosting a pound of ground beef,” or “I wish you could have been here for breakfast. I made hash browns from last night’s potatoes.” When I pointed her habit out, about 20 years ago, she said, surprised, “I do?” which was amusing in the way that two other remarks of hers had been amusing: one, at dinner with my dad in 1981, when the waiter asked for clarification on my mom’s order, and she replied, “Just bring me whatever. I’m not fussy.” My dad and I said, amused, “But you’re the fussiest person ever!” And that was true. At least around food. She was very food-fussy. Her other amusing remark was also directed to me and my dad, at some other time and some other restaurant: “Oh, you know how much I hate to talk on the phone.” And my dad and I both said, amused, “But you love to talk on the phone!” 

Introspection and self-reflection were not two of my mom’s passions. Food, and talking on the phone, however, were.

So she didn’t call me on my birthday, and of course I could have called her on my own birthday but that seemed confrontational, accusational, and on my call the following day I put her on speaker so my daughter, Lily, the great generational buffer, could generationally buffer us. 

My mom said she felt so weak from her unnamed health condition that she would “probably never cook again,” which (though it turned out to be true) was quite frankly unthinkable, so I whispered to Lily, “What about pesto?!

“Not even pesto?” my often-obedient daughter inquired. My mom hesitated, then said quietly that she’d try to make Lily some pesto. She had been sending my daughter a few jars of pesto a year since she was two years old--and had sent it to me regularly for years, before Lily was born. Twenty-seven years of pesto, in Mason jars. We had bought pesto at Whole Foods and we'd ordered it at restaurants, and we'd tried boutique food shops, but my mom’s pesto was quite simply better. Because the necessary volume of basil was expensive, her husband planted basil in their garden. (Parmesan was expensive too, not to mention pine nuts, but there was no hack for them.)

A couple weeks later, a large box from Amazon arrived, addressed to Lily, quite surely an accident because the several packages a week we receive from Amazon are always small. It seemed like a big-ass hassle to return whatever it accidentally was, so the box sat near our front door for several days until the next time I spoke to my mom. We exchanged news, and I mentioned that I had to hang up, when my mom said (because this is when she discusses all things food), “Tell Lily that she can always substitute walnuts for the pine nuts, and it wouldn’t be a bad idea for her to consider growing her own basil,” and I had an epiphany: OH! That's what's in the box. My mom had sent Lily a food processor because she thinks she’s going to DIE! And what is her first thought? “Who is going to make Lily’s pesto?”

So, like the scratch on Barrett’s car that he really didn’t care about, my mom sending Lily a food processor was actually a random clue to the Universe, and to her smaller universe that was the two of us, that her life was nearing its end.

The week after my mom died, I was relieved, numb, and a bit guilty…for not feeling sadder. I had to convince people that I was ok—because I was ok. My mom’s death fit into the order of the universe (as opposed to when Lily’s dad died and we were shattered, because it didn’t fit into the order of the universe). Then, too, Lily felt guilty—“Mom, when I’m happy I feel like I should be sad, and when I’m sad, I feel like my dad would want me to be happy,” she’d said, at the time, and my best advice was just feel what you feel when you feel it and know that the feeling is temporary—and that was my best advice to myself, too: just feel what you feel; you don’t have to feel worse than you feel. “Everyone grieves in their own way,” Lily told me, wise in the way that a kid whose universe was shattered when she was 15 can be.

The second week after my mom died, the week after I felt relieved and numb, I had a craving…was it for the sublime ginger chocolate chip cookies from the gluten free bakery? Was it for pretzels? Popcorn from the Music Box? Was it for curried lentil soup? I even wondered: was it for pesto? My mind scanned the food world on and off for two days, but I had a vague food-itch that just couldn’t be scratched. Maybe a Jade Oolong tea, or a Bourbon County beer, or Aztec hot chocolate? 

On the third day, I had an epiphany. The vague emptiness inside me wasn’t actually a food craving; it was a vague emptiness where my mother once was, and of course no food, no person or situation or event, could or would ever fill that space. But the fact that it was a food craving, or expressed itself as a food craving even though it had nothing to do with actual food, was crazy-noteworthy, since my mother had always expressed her love through food--like most mothers, of course, but even more so than most because 1. she had also been a caterer and wrote a food column in her local newspaper, and 2. she really didn’t express love in the usual non-food ways. She wasn’t crazy about being touched, or making declarations of affection; she was all about cooking—I mentioned that in her obituary

This past Thanksgiving, two months after my mom forgot my birthday (said the Leo), I was assigned a very specific traditional cranberry relish that my foodie friend gave me the specific recipe for. Another friend was over, and we were going to make cranberry relish with Lily’s pesto-processor…because we could, because we had one now. The recipe called for pieces of orange to be put in the food processor—but is peeling implied, in a recipe? It didn’t say to peel them first. Did the recipe really call for oranges with the peels on them? My friend Elizabeth, who has a PhD, and I, the editor of another friend's recipe blog, pondered this and decided that, as it was Thanksgiving, and I'd be calling my mom anyway, I should call that very second.

“Leave the peels on,” said my mom. “And put a cinnamon stick in it,” she added—one of those things she just does, that are not in a recipe, one of those things she would never tell anyone, if they asked her for her cranberry relish recipe, because the cinnamon stick was not part of the recipe per se. (She enjoyed the phrase "per se." She later told me this on her death bed.) As I was hanging up, Elizabeth whispered, “Tell her how grateful you are that she has so much cooking knowledge!” I did.

“But what is going to become of all of it?” my mom lamented—and she really did lament this, with a tear in her voice, on Thanksgiving, two months after she had sent Lily the food processor. And it was true: she never cooked anything that wasn’t staggeringly good. It was her gift. It was how she showed her love. She sniffed.

“I just made your mom cry,” Elizabeth said, in the background, slightly amused and inappropriately proud. This was the only worry my mom had expressed regarding her impending death: what would become of her cooking tips?

What indeed would become of her cooking tips? She had every answer to every cooking question anyone had ever asked her. I made an effort to reassure her that Lily’s first attempt at pesto was successful, that Lily embodied every quality of hers that had skipped a generation, like the ability to set a lovely table, interior-design all her friends’ rooms, apply makeup, and walk like a model. In fact she actually was a model.

A few days after my mom died, my daughter called me from her new life in L.A.

“I’m going to get a tattoo, in memory of Grandma Bobbie!” she announced.

“Dude,” I said, in feeble protest.

“Help me decide what to get!” she persisted. And I persisted in dissuading her: my mom would absolutely hate that idea, I said. A tattoo. Just no. She’d hate it!

“I know!” Lily said, “It’s so ironic!”

She settled on a basil leaf. I had lost the tattoo battle long ago, but I’m happy to be consulted. A small basil leaf on the back of her arm, above her elbow--could be far worse.

Lily suggested I share the pesto recipe in my mom’s obituary (an inspired idea, until I saw the price of obituaries per word), and it is indeed a fantastic recipe, a staple of my refrigerator for 25 years, a recipe everyone should have…but wait, not so fast. While my mother loved to hear people raving about her food, and while she would indeed share a recipe on occasion, I am actually not so certain she would want everyone in the world to have Bobbie’s Pesto recipe. Because it’s hers. 

Being her daughter could be complicated. 

How do I do what’s best for the cooks and eaters of the world, while honoring my mother’s memory, while not allowing the other cooks to have all the accolades?

I don’t have to honor the part of my mother that would leave out the cinnamon stick when sharing the cranberry relish recipe--I can use my own sense of consciousness to polish our lineage with some generosity of spirit. What a relief to see the human insecurities my mom once embodied gently dissipating, revealing more and more of who she truly was: “exceptional,” said my dad, whom she had divorced when she was 64, after 40 years (exceptional in his own way for even being able to truly see my mom, who left him when he was 72). Indeed she was. While striving for perfection for all her misguided human reasons, she had indeed been exceptional. The Divine Mirror that she is for me now is being polished through the lens of death.

“Why does everyone say only positive things about someone after they die?” my daughter asked me, ever so long ago.

I see how petty grievances and long-held resentments are so irrelevant in the mirror of physical death. Our minds are free to see the departed Other in the highest light; the survivors are lit up and reminded of their own humanity and concurrent divinity, when they think of their dearly departed. My mother is now a soul, so I see her soul. It’s so simple. It’s so effortless. The challenge is seeing it while our loved ones are still alive.

So as a tribute to my mom, one that I think maybe she would like—certainly more than she'd like a basil leaf tattoo—here is her fantastic pesto recipe. I’m pretty sure these are ALL the ingredients, but we’ll never know.



Grandma Bobbie’s Pesto 

1 cup basil leaves 
¼ cup minced parsley
½ cup olive oil 
4 Tbs freshly grated parmesan
2 Tbs pine nuts* 
3-4 cloves garlic
½ tsp salt, or to taste
¼ tsp white pepper (the secret ingredient she'd leave out)

Place all ingredients except olive oil in bowl of processor and process till well chopped, then drizzle in the olive oil. Process till fairly smooth. Pour in jar and cover with 1/4 inch oil to preserve. Refrigerate (or freeze).

*Toast pine nuts a bit. Don’t tell my mom I told you.

Pesto Butter: Blend 3 Tbs pesto with 1 stick softened butter. Use on garlic toast, steamed vegetables, or popcorn.

Pesto Salad Dressing: Blend 6 Tbs pesto with 1/3 cup wine vinegar, 2/3 cup olive oil, and an additional clove of crushed garlic. Shake well in covered jar to blend.